10/05/2009

"Your beast will get deeper in"

Subject: "Your beast will get deeper in"
Message: "This guarantees you a stallion's ardor for more than 2 days!"

"Be her night maniac"

Subject: "Be her night maniac"
Message: "Find out how you can change your love life with our wonderpills"

"Manhood can get larger after 20"

Subject: "Manhood can get larger after 20"
Message: "Hair loss is not a verdict to you with Rogaine."

"Be her insatiable Tarzan"

Subject: "Be her insatiable Tarzan"
Message: "You don't need to blame yourself for lovemaking fails! One pilule will make your rod staying!~"

"Make it intense"

Subject: "Make it intense"
Message: "Your gun will make no misfires! Super solution for men only!"

"You'll function well: as a man"

Subject: "You'll function well: as a man"
Message: "Transform your rod from average one to the gigantic loving machine."

"10 seconfs and its up and firm"

Subject: "10 seconfs and its up and firm"
Message: "It doubles your passion and your endurance! Makes you ready for deeds!"

"With the ball in his mouth"

Subject: "With the ball in his mouth"
Message: "It knocked at the door."

"All he does is to sit in the water"

Subject: "All he does is to sit in the water"
Message: "They sailed to the Western Sea, they did?"

"That which you have promised must you perform"

Subject: "That which you have promised must you perform"
Message: "Hello!


Ah, old water splasher;"

"2 pills a day and you look like a top model!"

Subject: "2 pills a day and you look like a top model!"
Message: "Perfect heat in the meat"

"Your banana will raise!"

Subject: "Your banana will raise!"
Message: "Not enough firmness for penetrating? One doze of our miracle-potion and everything will be in norm!"

"Pimp for your weenie"

Subject: "Pimp for your weenie"
Message: "If you need an amorous life's improvement you sure need vitamin of night perfection!"

10/04/2009

"He ventured upstairs"

Subject: "He ventured upstairs"
Message: "Open the door for me"

"New fast-acting antiED with a prolonged effect."

Subject: "New fast-acting antiED with a prolonged effect."
Message: "The flow of energy into your manhood will be humongous.



Thanks to Jen for this submission.


"Anti-grip"

Subject: "Anti-grip"
Message: "Your recipe is ready. Don't trick on your Calcium balance. Replenish it."

"with Jack and Roger."

Subject: "with Jack and Roger."
Message: "Your rocket will attack her

At last he heard a voice-Jack's voice, but hushed."

"Apt mix for lovers"

Subject: "Apt mix for lovers"
Message: "Conquer her heart with your upsized manhood"

"The rose wasn't for me"

Subject: "The rose wasn't for me"
Message: "Step by step to her chair"

"Re: ..."

Subject: "Re: ..."
Message: "We do not promise to give free golden mountains.

You can get them in the game"

"Come on"

Subject: "Come on"
Message: "I stared at her with barely concealed fury"

10/03/2009

"Pop you'll need many condoms!"

Subject: "Pop you'll need many condoms!"
Message: "No half-measures! This is the only thing that will make your
manhood stay like iron rod!"



Thanks to Jen for this submission.


"Arousolution!"

Subject: "Arousolution!"
Message: "Enjoy the carnal again!"



Thanks to Jen for this submission.


"Our watch will look great even on any loser."

Subject: "Our watch will look great even on any loser."
Message: "Do you know the only difference between a replica watch and
the brand one? It is the price and the first one is definitely a few
times cheaper. So it’s up to you which one to choose.


Break in now"



Thanks to Jeb for this submission.


"Wearing splendid clothes"

Subject: "Wearing splendid clothes"
Message: "In the forest was a well"