"hello"

Subject: "hello"
Message: "Start the love reaction"

"My fantasy about you"

Subject: "My fantasy about you"
Message: "I don't want to say our super-pellets will make you a macho-man!
But taking this pellet before the act is like getting the lovemaking insurance. You won't feel shame and she won't dump you because of your weakness, caused by temporary reasons. Don't lose - you better buy our pellets for discount prices!"

"Use your carrot better" T-shirt now available!

T-shirts now available from the blog that records SPAM!

The first Recorded SPAM shirt is "Use your carrot better".

You can check it out here: White or Black shirts available.

"Ballad about Crazy Knights"

Subject: "Ballad about Crazy Knights"
Message: "Your manhood won’t stop moving in-and-out until your cutie

awakes all neighbors with hot moans.


Super male strength appears
practically instantly after taking and remains for about 50 hours.
Such a small thing – such a great effect. By the way price is
laughable on our site.
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Thanks to Jeb for this submission.

"Would you like to adopt a cheap elegant watch?"

Subject: "Would you like to adopt a cheap elegant watch?"
Message: "Don't postpone for tomorrow what you can do today. So hurry to buy the precious timepiece you have been dreaming all of your life. Plus, our prices don't bite.

A prompt quick"



Thanks to Jeb for this submission.

"Info to client"

Subject: "Info to client"
Message: "Promotional Message from The PRO Awards

*Having problems with "attacking" her in bed?*

Well, you can try mysterious Chinese techniques, strange potions and
something like this. But no result guaranteed. ONLY after taking famous
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* Do it right now!

* Enter today if you want...*

* Borrow energy from nature

* Please you spouse all night

* Swell with excitement tonight

* Steel and massive rod

* Fulfill your night fantasies!*

* Enter here!"



Thanks to Brian for this submission.

"I sat wrapped in a blanket by the fire"

Subject: "I sat wrapped in a blanket by the fire"
Message: "I hate it here"

"Hand-made things exchange"

Subject: "Hand-made things exchange"
Message: " When girls don’t like your feeble piece of meat, it is better to do something

The Best thing to do is start using our special supplements. Improving your libido instantly, powerfully and without side effects. Your man-hood deserves care – our supplements provide it. Check this out"

"Good for you"

Subject: "Good for you"
Message: "Hola

Nice to meet you guy. Perhaps you do not remember me but i will say
you who I am. We got acquanted on one dating agency site. See?

People call me Lisa. I am 2 7 years old. I am cute and inteligent
woman. I would like find a boy. As i remember you, I wish you can be
this friend. You are so handsome. I like you.

Please, reply me back. Later i will send you my photos.

Answer me to the following email : PrettyGirl1021@rambler.ru

Sincerely yours

Lisa"

"Make yourself happy by using Levitra!"

Subject: "Make yourself happy by using Levitra!"
Message: "Be aware of cold"

"He went inside"

Subject: "He went inside"
Message: "Was eating from her"

"Hookah party"

Subject: "Hookah party"
Message: "These boluses are ideal, when all-night strength and vigor are required!
Try it and you'll never regret about the money you paid. (by the way, in our webstore you won't pay fortune, just a fair price instead). Come in!"

Send in your spam!

Hi guys,

If you have some quality spam and would like it on the site, email recordedspam@gmail.com using the same format on the site and put your name as the subject.

Ciao!

"Make your thing potent again!"

Subject: "Make your thing potent again!"
Message: "Get strong act even if drunk"

"Your 9 inch worm will amaze her"

Subject: "Your 9 inch worm will amaze her"
Message: "Put your libido on a level, you've never reached before! Super discounts on natural supplements!~"

"Just do her."

Subject: "Just do her."
Message: "Your thumper will be brisk and active during the whole show!"

"More inches in your pants, less steps to success."

Subject: "More inches in your pants, less steps to success."
Message: "The same as men look at women’s breasts first, women look at men’s little friend downthere first. And if they don’t find there something they like, they will never go to bed with you. So go ahead and change your size."

"Women always check the size of your tool first."

Subject: "Women always check the size of your tool first."
Message: "Do you want to know the secret of picking up women? It’s as simple as having a big instrument hanging between your legs. So if you are ready for great popularity, enhance your size today."

"No carnal misfires"

Subject: "No carnal misfires"
Message: "It ain't no secret, V-pilules provide due excitement. We have a Sale on them!"

"Oh yes said she"

Subject: "Oh yes said she"
Message: "It shone in her face."

"She looked round to the side"

Subject: "She looked round to the side"
Message: "Iron and steel will bend and bow?"

"Ready to lose breath?"

Subject: "Ready to lose breath?"
Message: "Drill her everywhere: in apartment, on the floor, on the towel by the door, in the car, damn everywhere! What usually limits your male strength will be gone - because our products can easily remove borders and make you a giant of love. Better price this month. Hurry up. The two important things about our male products:
- They are absolutely safe;
- They make you a Bomb in lovemaking;
There is also a third thing - they cost 40% less this week, because we want to make our clients happy. Order and start drilling instead of just humping..."

"Ardor in, routine out!"

Subject: "Ardor in, routine out!"
Message: "Assault her wet hole with double energy! Get your desire improved!"

"Forest and under an old lime-tree"

Subject: "Forest and under an old lime-tree"
Message: "They’re screaming for help, but nobody care!"

"Best girl-digging skills"

Subject: "Best girl-digging skills"
Message: "My advise for you is to damn buy this product today and to drill your girl like crazy: Also today!"

"Best oil for pork motor"

Subject: "Best oil for pork motor"
Message: "More power to your love generator! You can bone her for hours!"

"Use your carrot better"

Subject: "Use your carrot better"
Message: "Full and lasting amorous exitement, achieved with ease!"

"Easy satisfying even if tipsy"

Subject: "Easy satisfying even if tipsy"
Message: "What you really need now is a super-erogainer! Whole weekend of joy after just one doze!"

"Shipping process began"

Subject: "Shipping process began"
Message: "Back to School 2009

Healthcare, Men and Women Enhancement, Intimate problems care & More
Welcome to the new issue

Popping our pellets is like saying “get up!” to your nether rod.
Be sure that her will. We asked many girls how it feels like to do it with a man on male pilules. The answer was unanimous: Amazing firmness gives amazing pleasure. Try today and make your girl happy! Do it NOW!"

"Random protest"

Subject: "Random protest"
Message: "As a BLOCKBUSTER® member, you are invited

When you male mast will arise, supported by the strong wind of our male *boosters*, your girl won't be able to remember her own name. She will be mad of pleasure she gets and so will be you. Nowhere you can find male desire acceleration tabs so cheap!

Our prices amaze!"

The SPAM begins here...well not quite

How did this start? Well I used to email SPAM to my mates, you know...the good stuff, the stuff that made no sense. Recently I joined a group on Facebook called The best of SPAM and it is brilliant. I think the creator, Max was going to set-up a web site at some point with the content there. Tonight, I decided to record SPAM for the fun of it.